BumbleBee Exam Time
BumbleBee has no exams to take but it knows exams-time's approaching when:
- Bathrooms remain unused for days at a stretch. Undergrads prefer to dwell in the placebo that time shouldn't be wasted in something as ephemeral as hitting the showers.
- Love-birds are missing from their usual spots in the campus in the evenings. Instead, they're found in the library.
- TAs assume god-like status with worshippers frolicing around lest the TA should utter words of wisdom or leak info about the "important" chapters.
- The photocopier near the library has a thriving business.
BumbleBee studies the alertness level of an undergrad student in the neighbourhood of exam-time.
As expected, the stud's alertness level drops severely once the exam starts. The stud elevates to a state of trans for 3 hours. Words read / hour is way greater during exam-time than during prep time. This is also because during exam-time the stud has to read not only his own paper but the paper of his/her 6-neighbours as well.BumbleBee stumbles across the undergraduate lab where a TA is checking assignments in person.
TA: You're busted. It's not your code.
Stud: oh.. no no no. It's 100% mine, sir. You can ask me anything.
TA: Um...ok.. tell me what's a linked list?
Stud: Well, Oxford dictionary defines a linked list as......
TA: Get lost
(the student departs)
Stud (to himself): What got him suspicious? Someone must've tipped him.
TA (to himself): Huh.. That code is definitely copied. I showed the same code to my TA last year!
10 Comments:
lol. :P
lol@ta...is that an os ta ? :P
os ta or oa ta ?
awesome !!
poor stud !!
This matter will be taken seriously very soon.
y do they give same code again?????
Does any one want to know why IIIT hired a supposedly professional sysadmin?
[All the descriptions of the current situation in the following paragraphs are accurate.]
The condition of internet and 200 is getting worse. Pages don't load even in half an hour. Getting bored....that is why I'm writing this bullshit. Everyone knows that sysadmin among students would be far better than any random guy available in the market. I'm currently downloading a 2.4 MB file[a research paper] and the net speed is 1.7 KBps. After witnessing many things happening in IIIT I concluded following:
o IIIT has got huge amount of money as they are increasing the fees every year. They don't know how to s.....w the money. Best way is to spend money at some useless places. Might be our sysadmin is earning [officially] more than anyone else in the whole campus.
[Updates] finally the login page of orkut has loaded. It is still taking time to go to my home page.
o Our Holy Mails and holy browsing logs are being monitored by one of the lab in our institute as a part of data collection process. I'm not just bluffing. Here are the evidences.
> do [top] on 200. It'll show MailScanner running. This should be done to avoid spam. But does it really make sense to run the 3 copies of the same program. 2 still make some sense because there are two processors installed on 200 [check /proc/cpuinfo on 200]. Third program is actually a mail collector program. Some external people are being subscribed to ug1 list is another proof of this conspiracy theory? They are collecting our holy mails. 200 is very slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
> It is a known fact that if someone among us would monitor proxy server then he would be able to find the fault but as we are getting only 1.7 KBps it means that someway or the other the bandwidth is getting wasted. That stupid mf sysadmin would never be able to figure it out what's wrong with the system. But why are we not allowed to fix the problem. This could be because something else is going on proxy server. If someone else would monitor it then the unholy secret might come out.
This sysadmin went one step ahead. In order to make more money he signed a MoU with coffee shop owner.
Now the time has come to save this holy mails and holy web logs from the hands of illegal data collectors. You must know that holy mails and logs are not just text files. They are more accurate source of information including the information about our spending capacity.
Breaking but not-so-new-news: Internet finally went down. 200 is running at the slowest possible speed.
What should we do?
1. Nothing: P. Pay more money to our institute and still get less.....Are u still dumb??
Day is out. Internet is still slow...
WTF. no post from a week ???
y isint ne1 buzzin?
is cmrbuzz dead no post since a week
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